A Little Levity at the Expense of the SEC

A Little Levity at the Expense of the SEC:

1. What does the average Ole Miss player get on his S.A.T.?
A: Drool

 2. What do you get when you put 16 Mississippi State Cheerleaders in one room?
A: A full set of teeth.

 3. How do you get a Auburn cheerleader in your room?
A: Grease her hips and push real hard.

 4. How do you get a former Georgia player and graduate off your porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.

 5. How do you know if an Alabama player has a girlfriend?
A: There is tobacco spit running down BOTH sides of his truck.

 6. What does Kentucky football have in common with Possums?
A: They play dead at home and get killed on the road.

 7. What are the longest three years of an LSU player's life?
A: His Freshman year.

 8. How many Florida Freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. That's a Sophomore course.

 9. When O.J. was being chased in his white Chevy Blazer, where was he headed?
A: Vanderbilt...he knew no one would ever think of finding a Heisman winner there.

 10. How do you keep a South Carolina football player out of your front yard?
A: Put up a goal post.

 11. Why did Tennessee choose orange for their team colors?
A: You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash alongside the road on Monday.