Urologist Appointment

I got this from an "older" friend! Enjoy!

Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam. Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted. The waiting room was filled with patients.    As I approached the receptionist's desk, I noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.  I gave her my name, and in a very loud voice she said: "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE, YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"     All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, now a very embarrassed man. But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice, I replied:   "NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."   The room erupted in applause!   DON'T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS!!!