Anything bugging you today?

The next time one of you start to BXXXX think of this boy!!
 

 

 

                                    So true!!  Attitude and Adaptation.

Attitude is everything. - You can't do what???   Have you ever seen a more beautiful smile than this one?     Our attitude toward life defines not only who we are, but the quality of life we will have.  Anything bugging you today? Doesn't seem so bad anymore, does it?    "Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain".

 

Plant a pig Program

 

Whatever it takes...

The Spaniards' Brilliant Idea!!

In Seville Spain, local people found a way to stop the construction of yet another mosque in their town.  
They simply buried a pig on the site, and made sure this would be known by the local press.

The Islamic rules forbid the erecting of a Mosque on "pig soiled ground."  The Muslims had to cancel the project.  This land was originally sold to them by government officials, and could theoretically be repurchased at a discount. Imagine that!

No protests were needed by the local people... no gov't bureaucrat intervention... no violence... no costly gov't buy-outs or land-swaps... and it worked!

Plant a Pig Program!

In Texas and across the SouthEast, they have an over abundance of crop-eating feral pigs.  One Win-Win scenario could involve relocating them all across the country and just plant them everywhere a mosque is being planned!

After all, 'contaminated' soil would surely drift... and they could create better jobs programs by hiring soil testers to determine where contaminated soil existed.

Of course, high on the mountaintops of the Rockies or other mountain ranges, they might find some uncontaminated soil, but then building a mosque there would pose a slew of other problems.

Americans, put on your thinking caps and let's find a solution to this problem of a fast-spreading veiled menace to the American way of life!  
Strategically-placed carcasses might also stem the tide of Jihadists crossing our porous southern borders (and save those poor freezing cold coyotes;-).
DHS pencil-pushers might also enact a second national safety symbol and motto "IN PIGS WE TRUST and BBQ!"
If pigs are the answer, let's do it!

Porcine Committee for the Betterment of America! PCBA

Let's keep this idea going! Send it on!

 

Some political wisdom from Larry the Cable Guy

|       Advice from Larry; the farmer next door. Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in Our Country lately:  Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida .  .  .  .   Not me -- I concentrate on solutions for the problems -- it's a win-win situation. * Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.  * Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees.  * Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.   Any other problems you would like for me to solve today? Think about this:  1.  Cows  2.  The Constitution  3.  The Ten Commandments   COWS: is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington?  And, they tracked her calves to their stalls.  But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.  Maybe we should give each of them a cow. THE CONSTITUTION:  They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ...why don't we just give them ours?  It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore. THE 10 COMMANDMENTS:  The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this -- you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians, it creates a hostile work environment. Also, think about this ...  if you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone -- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!